I Got Polled!

That’s right, I was actually happy I answered the phone yesterday. I VERY rarely answer the phone since most calls we get are either marketers or “friendly” reminders to pay my bills. Our phone rings so infrequently that most times it startles us and the three of us will look at each other wondering what the hell that damn sound is.

It was wonderful to say, essentially, that Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and Tommy Thompson are demons straight from Hell and that I love Tammy Baldwin and like President Obama pretty well, too.

Honestly, I’ll be very happy when the election is over. I just don’t know how much more of Mitt and Paul I can take. One blessing is that we never watch television when political commercials are being aired. The only time I’ve been forced to listen to seemingly back to back Obama or Romney sucks ads was when I was at the hospital while my mom was having surgery and I was ready to rip the tV off the wall of the family waiting room.

I had to resist the urge to rear-end a woman in her late 20’s or early 30’s driving a Toyota SUV with a big ass Romney/Ryan sticker on the back window. I just don’t get it. I’ve removed 5, I think, women on Facebook from my friends list for being Romney supporters. I’ve got no time or energy for these people. Lesbians who are fans of Ellen Degeneres and Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Really? I guess I shouldn’t be hung up on that. I mean, come on. Ellen is just irresistible. But being a woman, a lesbian, and, in most cases from what I could tell from their pages, poor and voting for Mittens. You’re too fucking stupid to be my friend.

5 thoughts on “I Got Polled!

  • October 25, 2012 at 8:27 am
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    Fuck those people. My mother-in-law got polled in conservative PA, and boy oh boy did she give that poor woman an earful of Obama love and an anti-Mittens diatribe.

  • October 25, 2012 at 8:35 am
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    And there’s another whole blogging rant possible on the abortion crap.

    Women and the LGBTQ community are fucked if the Repubs get elected.

  • October 25, 2012 at 8:36 am
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    I’m still waiting for the adoption paperwork to go through for your mom.

  • October 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
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    I’ll tell her to get right on it. She’s been busy stenciling.

  • October 25, 2012 at 2:11 pm
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    She could stencil me a nice “Welcome to the family!” thing or something. That would be official enough.

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