Yet Another Democratic Plot


I just read the first few sentences from an article posted on abcnews.com stating that the republicans have been too lenient with allowing gays to be congresspeople. There was more but I couldn’t read it. So far I’ve heard Newt Gingrich, among others, say that the whole Foley Incident is a democrat led conspiracy to make the republicans look bad before the election and I’ve seen several places on the internet where others are lumping gay people and pedophiles in the same category. This, of course, is the same thing that happened with the catholic priest scandal.

So, it appears that some in the republican party want to follow in the footsteps of the catholic church – ban gays from participating. I’m not sure if lesbians will be included. Everyone knows that lesbians are hot – except for those folk singing, flannel wearing, Home Depot shopping ones.

My mind is all jumbled thinking about the many ways in which this is wrong. I can’t think straight. How about this for an explanation: Mark Foley, the man, not the republican, likes underage boys. Not all pedophiles are gay. I’m pretty sure the majority of child molesters are straight men.

I just can’t think about this anymore. I needed to get it out and now that I have, I can calm down a little. I’m going to eat my lunch now. That’s right – I’m having fish. Lesbians love fish. And we all have sex while wearing stiletto heels. And have long, red fingernails. Cuz nothing feels better than ripping open your insides with finger razors. Ok, I’m done. Thanks for reading.

Comment if you want. You know, no pressure.

%d bloggers like this: