LaRaine? LaRaine? Are you there? Why have you discontinued your subscription to C-Spot? I posted THREE times yesterday just to please you and your unrelenting demand for my musings and rantings. But still I see that you are no longer subscribed. Have you finally given up the hope that I will follow in your footsteps and compose my novel? Have I disappointed you so much that you’ve turned away? I hope not. There’s still hope, however faint. Please, please come back. Amy Winehouse needs you!
Of course, it could have been a terrible mistake and you accidentally clicked the “unsubscribe” link when trying to view the post. I’ll hope that was it and you’ll be re-subscribing soon.
To the rest of my dear subscribers, there is no need to fear a public plea like this if you choose to unsubscribe. I’ll miss you, to be sure, but I just can’t let LaRaine go.